jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(via unexotic)


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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)



stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

(via memewhore)


zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

(via fyeahfunnythings)


(via pizza)


ruinedchildhood2:

Which high school musical is this from?

(via fyeahfunnythings)


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fuckyeah-nerdery:

darnni:

i-dont-know-just-stop:

britishstarr:

farnaz:

Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of

god and jesus

Foam and String

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

Noah knows too much.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

darnni:

i-dont-know-just-stop:

britishstarr:

farnaz:

Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of

god and jesus

Foam and String

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

Noah knows too much.

(via memewhore)


kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

(via memewhore)


real-hiphophead:

Based on a 1995 study by 2Pac and Dr. Dre.

real-hiphophead:

Based on a 1995 study by 2Pac and Dr. Dre.

(via pinkladywearschanel)


you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

(via pizza)


nickel-nickel-nine:

"talk dirty to me"

image

(via live-to-the-extreme)


rubee:

teenaged-wolf:

How to fake a thigh gap: cut off your labia. Go on. Do it. It’ll be fun.

BUT HER ARM

rubee:

teenaged-wolf:

How to fake a thigh gap: cut off your labia. Go on. Do it. It’ll be fun.

BUT HER ARM

(via pizza)