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i like this (◡‿◡✿) emoticon because it makes everything sound so calm and innocent and sweet
i murdered your guinea pig (◡‿◡✿)
i peed in your apple juice (◡‿◡✿)
nice cock (◡‿◡✿)
what a sweet ass (◡‿◡✿)
your boobs look so soft (◡‿◡✿)
you can almost get away with anything god
I can’t understand because I am using my android and can’t see emoticons #androidprobz
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everyone ends in romance but wayde’s big finale was going outside
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read this if you think im hot
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s version of Romeo’s speech at Juliet’s bier was so good it moved Claire Danes to tears, nearly ruining the scene. The moment the director yelled “cut!,” Danes smacked DiCaprio on the arm and said, “Don’t make me cry. I’m supposed to be comatose, here!”
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